Certainly not me. I want my skirts to close with velcro. Oh my God it is after one in the morning and I have lost my mind trying to figure out this accursed zipper. The ironic thing is, I am a master at the more modern, not-covered in Bishop Invisible Zipper. This is like being a brilliant parallel parker who is completely unable to park in a parking lot. I have to give up and drive home now.