How could I forget?

39% of you felt my dress was destined to become a nightgown

36% said I was overthinking my butt’s importance in the minds of others

…which means that a whopping 75% felt that, one way or another, the dress wasn’t worth my time and energy to rework.

A few mentioned hacking it into a tunic, which I am contemplating.

The rest of you optimistic souls who suggested variations on linings, interfacings, and the power of positive thinking, I thank you all for your input. I will not be so ambitious, but I am glad you have faith in me.

Thanks everyone for voting!